snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
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meladoodle: girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
5footabstract: I am simultaneously satisfied and unsatisfied with loneliness. Solitude is a gift but so is a kiss on the thigh.
what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE
what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle
himapapaftw: do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown
friend: i know what your OTO is
me: *slowly looks up from writing* could you leave me be for a second? this balcony scene is fucking hard
friend: forget about romeo and juliet, let me tell you what your OTO is
me: it's fucking a:tla damn it
me: you asked for it
friend: *rubs at chin* i thought it was the Avengers and Loki
me: *blinks a couple times with a slow pervy smile* now it is
Me: let's get drunk.
My roommate: its Tuesday
Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.